orange you glad i didn't say banana?

thedailywhat: Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:57:10 +0800

Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking Company Owner Might Get Deported

It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous Amy’s Baking Company, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur’s legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an anonymous source who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003.

funnyordie: The Occasional: FREE New Tech Issue with Julia...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:37 +0800

funnyordie:

The Occasional: FREE New Tech Issue with Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The Occasional — Funny Or Die’s digital humor magazine — is now FREE! Download the new Tech issue featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus!

Also inside:

Fuck, Marry, Kill with movie robots

Guest editor Stephen Hawking

Guide to Sexting

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:52:03 +0800

tastefullyoffensive:

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bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:49:38 +0800

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:37:38 +0800

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

sophialorens: Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:02:46 +0800

sophialorens:

Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (x)

fastcompany: fastcodesign: A Beautiful Cheat Sheet For Two...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:55:14 +0800

fastcompany:

fastcodesign:

A Beautiful Cheat Sheet For Two Dozen Espresso-Based Drinks

Ugh. Just when you kinda sorta started to get a handle on the wide world of wine, along comes another new liquid metric for how cosmopolitan you really are (or aren’t): coffee.

Love this one! Here’s another.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: shanicelondon: SELENA REJECTING...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:58 +0800

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

shanicelondon:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

GPOY.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:56:00 +0800

GPOY.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:42 +0800

killerkame: chuckiy: chuckiy: chuckiy: i don’t think she’ll...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:39 +0800

killerkame:

chuckiy:

chuckiy:

chuckiy:

i don’t think she’ll get my pun

she didn’t

the jig is up

It’s back

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:48:28 +0800

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

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sorcery-inthetardis: bblackbirdd: I brought my little brother...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:24:37 +0800

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

Photo

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:23:55 +0800

niknak79: Hours of fun

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:23:24 +0800

niknak79:

Hours of fun

macabrekawaii: goldshirt-cucumberpants: #this is the beginning...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:52 +0800

macabrekawaii:

goldshirt-cucumberpants:

#this is the beginning of a porno oh my god

My one and only OT3

thisistheverge: Square sets its sights on Foursquare: ‘We can...

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:14:28 +0800

thisistheverge:

Square sets its sights on Foursquare: ‘We can do something better’

Data on what you buy and where you bought it could be the holy grail of ad targeting

confusababel: LITTLE PEOPLE STREET ART

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:13:16 +0800

confusababel:

LITTLE PEOPLE STREET ART

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:09:58 +0800

tastefullyoffensive:

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loveyourchaos: ozzyosborntodie: dovahqueene: higgsbr0son: Act...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:08:37 +0800

loveyourchaos:

ozzyosborntodie:

dovahqueene:

higgsbr0son:

Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina

if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?

this makes me so angry

WERE YOU THERE

Evolution: Pics or it didn’t happen.