clientsfromhell:

A client provided a Scottish narrator for a video I was editing for them. 

Client: The voice over sounds too Scottish in this part. Can we edit it to make him sound less Scottish?

Me: Well… he’s Scottish. Did you want us to get him to record it again?  

Client: No, no, can you just make it less Scottish?

Me: You mean by using a de-Scottish setting?

Client: Yes! Can you do that?

Me: No.