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paolodelfino:

20 Worst Footballing Hairstyles Of All Time

Fat Ronaldo, Andy Carroll’s douchelocks, Cesc’s mullet, Bob Charlton’s 20-inch bald spot and Gazza’s bro-nytail make the cut (harhar). Thank God the modern footballer’s gaudy salaries cover stylist expenses. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule like the crazies (see: Sandro) and the unsalvagable (see: Carlos Tevez).

I still think Abel Xavier wins at EVERYTHING.

Via: Who Ate All The Pies

Abel Xavier forevaah. Although that Ronaldo one was pretty bizarre and unexplainable to the barber. “Cut everything off, except this little front part, so it’ll look like bangs, but not really.”